Some Sardarji jokes!!!
3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI forFilling up. U knows y?FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.Do u know what the business was? . . . . .He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's facein a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbstree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth................. WHY?because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "SalaryExpected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... if you get hindi
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elderto you'...........Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry youNEXT YEAR.
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyardin Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Mansays CHIN YU YAN n dies.Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends lastwords.It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
We have been teasing Sardars for almost more than a decade!! This is a fact - There are no Sardar beggars in this World!! Everyone has a job and lives a respectful life!!Every other community has beggars!!! Hence lets try to respect eveyone and not tease anyone!!!
Regards.
Arun
3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI forFilling up. U knows y?FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.Do u know what the business was? . . . . .He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's facein a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbstree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth................. WHY?because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "SalaryExpected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... if you get hindi
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elderto you'...........Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry youNEXT YEAR.
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyardin Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Mansays CHIN YU YAN n dies.Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends lastwords.It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
We have been teasing Sardars for almost more than a decade!! This is a fact - There are no Sardar beggars in this World!! Everyone has a job and lives a respectful life!!Every other community has beggars!!! Hence lets try to respect eveyone and not tease anyone!!!
Regards.
Arun
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